Friday, March 18

Got an education!!!

This one is soo silly that I had to post!

Another one for the boys and supposedly educational for us chicks!

-- Forwarded from a male colleague at my work place! Poor guy who gave it to me!!!
He dosen't know what he has given in the hands of a female!!!
*evil grin!!*

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Rules from the Men's side
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(All are numbered 1. on purpose)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If its up, put it down. You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = SPORTS. Its like the full moon or changing of tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And No, we are never going to think of it that way!
1. Crying = Blackmail.
1. Ask for whatyou want. Let us be clear on this one -
-- Subtle hints don't work.
-- Strong hints don't work.
-- Obvious hinsts don't work.
-- JUST say it!!
1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girl friends are for!
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem - See a doctor.
1. Anything we say 6 months ago is inadmissable in an arguement. Infact, everything becomes null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, probably you are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways, and one makes you sad/angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
-- Not both.
-- If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we!
1. We only see the 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
-- For eg. Peach is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is a fruit.
-- No idea what mauve is!!
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying but its just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't what an asnwer for, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. If we have to go sumwhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine - Really!
1. Don't ask what we are thinking unless you want to talk about - sex, sports and cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape, Round is a shape!

Now are you girls thinking what I am thinking.....???!!

*Phew! I'm tired of typing this out.... unfortunately could not Copy-Paste from paper!!*
:D

9 comments:

~ | | OM | | ~ said...

hey Nupur.. thanks for dropping by... hope this was not the last visit..
And by the way.. i am happy i landed at your blog.. its very interesting.. hope you would not mind if i copy something from here.. i could not think about what to write over my unkymoods icon... Got the idea from you.. thanks a ton... now if you permit.. i would like to use it...

Colors said...

:-)
Have read this one before..and I think there is a reply to this by the girls too. Lemme see if I can find it.

burf said...

:D:D any indian guy with 6/6 vision nvr approached u...well going by ur pic u dont look that despicable afterall....with apologies....lol

Sangeeta said...

Hehehehe Poor guys! I guess the list is not bad after all..
Have to agree with this one here Crying = Blackmail.

The Guy Next Door said...

I agree with this one :
Don't ask what we are thinking unless you want to talk about - sex, sports and cars.

Arz000n said...

No, this one was not given to my by any of my colleague..stumbled across on the internet somewhere under "Mens responses to Womens's complaints"

Learn to work the toilet seat.If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Sunday equals sports. It's like the full moon or the tides: there's nothing you can do about it. And shopping isn't a sport, never was a sport and never will be a sport.

Crying is blackmail. Blackmail is cheating. Men don't like people who cheat. See "Sports".

Just come out and ask for what you want. Let's be absolutely clear on this point: Subtle hints don't work, strong hints don't work, really obvious hints don't work. If you're really serious about it, just come right out and ask us. And by the way, the answer is probably "no".

Finally, if we've settled an argument, it's settled, OK? Don't start it all over again later. If it's not settled in your mind, don't agree to the settlement the first time.

Nupur said...

@Prashant: Sure mate! Knock yourself out! :) No copyrights here!!

@Colors: If you find the ladies reply, I would like to see..! ;)

Nupur said...

@Tushar: Dude....even I haven't been able to figure that one out! Only one guy with 20/20 vision approached me - 'him'!
;)


@Sangeeta: Yeah...I just found all the excuses for their sloppy behaviour very amusing! :D

Nupur said...

@Shaz: :D ....!!

@Arjun: hmm... looks pretty much the same! I just found it quite funny. :)